Once upon a time, martinis were just that – martinis: vodka or gin, vermouth, an olive, shaken or stirred. Then Y2K happened – or didn't happen- and...
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Twenty Martinis For 2025: The 2000s Martini Craze is Back – Are You Ready?
Once upon a time, martinis were just that – martinis: vodka or gin, vermouth, an olive, shaken or stirred. Then Y2K happened – or didn't happen- and we all collectively lost our minds. How do I know? I was there, talking on my flip phone, rocking low-cut jeans, and briefly sporting chunky highlights with bedazzled bobby pins. It was a new millennium. We were haughtily high-tech, perilously fashion-forward, and damn it; we wanted our alcohol to, well, not taste like alcohol. Enter the flavored martini—a hypersweet, hypercolored, 90-proof beverage happy to fuel your worst decisions.To be...
BLOOD ORANGE MARTINI
In case you didn’t know, using just plain oranges in cocktails is super lame. This punk rock version slays with its sexy color and hardcore name....
PUFF PASTRY WRAPPED BRIE WITH CARAMELIZED ONIONS AND HOT HONEY
If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that melted cheese is basically a love language. And when that cheese is Brie, wrapped in flaky puff...
How to Make Maple-Glazed Acorn Squash with Chili Crisp and Tangy Yogurt
Let’s be honest—acorn squash usually gets sidelined for its flashier cousins like pumpkin and butternut. But not today! This Maple-Glazed Acorn...
How to Make Chili Crisp Crusted Maple Bacon
Bacon is already the undisputed champion of breakfast, but what if we told you it could get even better? Enter Chili Crisp Crusted Maple Bacon—a...
How to Make Chili Crisp Fettuccini Alfredo
Alfredo sauce is like that reliable friend who never lets you down—creamy, comforting, and always there when you need it. But what if we gave it a...
Get To Know Your New Favorite Condiment – Chili Crisp
Let’s be honest—some condiments are overhyped. Looking at you, plain ketchup. But chili crisp? Chili crisp is a revelation. It’s the crunchy, fiery,...
CREEPY CHARCUTERIE ARM
This is one of my favorites because is it super easy, insanely realistic so incredibly creepy! Every time my friends, family or other guests see...
RICE KRISPIE “RAW MEAT” HALLOWEEN TREATS
When I came across this idea, I could not wait to get my hands in it (literally, but not literally in this case.) We tend to be a pleasant mix of...
TWENTIETH CENTURY COCKTAIL
This concoction may sound like a desperate attempt to make something out of all the strange liqueurs you’ve collected over the years but somehow it...
CHOCOLATE MARTINI
Liquid chocolate that gets you drunk. Need we say more. INGREDIENTS: Sweetened cocoa powder for rim (aka hot chocolate mix!) 1 ½ oz vanilla vodka 1...
The Pama Martini
A sweeter version of the cosmopolitan, it’s often sipped by hot yoga enthusiasts that believe the antioxidants in pomegranate basically make this a...
The Cosmopolitan
Essentially a pink, boozy sweet tart in liquid form, it’s often found in the hands of women who like to talk trash and spend way too much money on...
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