To make the blood, combine the corn syrup, chocolate syrup and red food coloring until you are happy with the color. Brush and smear the “blood” onto the white trays.

To make the meat, melt butter until browned, then add marshmallows and stir until fully melted.

Pour in box of red velvet cake mix. Stir until well incorporated, then add a few drops of red gel food coloring.

Shut off the heat and mix in the Rice Krispies. Stir until fully coated.

While still warm, place piles of “meat” into your white, foam, blood-covered trays. You will need to move quickly, because as it cools your meat mixture becomes less malleable.

Cover your meat trays tightly with cling wrap and add your labels. Enjoy sharing your yummy, creepy, snarky dessert with the neighbors! Especially if one is meant to be them. Classic burn.